• boeing747:

    Was gonna make a post about how we should invent turning people into places but realized that’s just a grave

    (via questbedhead)

  • egberts:

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    this p*rnbot told me to delete my blog

    (via greenteaofficial)

  • dahmers4ur:

    glisteringlord:

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    The silence from the left on this issue is deafening

    (via greenteaofficial)

  • unashamedly-enthusiastic:

    witchesburned:

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    Sorry but this is hilarious

    can I take a picture of the moon?

    the tower of Pisa: yes, sorry

    (via questbedhead)

  • evilnicegirl:

    what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

    (via questbedhead)

  • exhaustedwerewolf:

    victor frankenstein will be like “a terrifying creature is trying to murder me :(“ my brother in christ you sewed him together in your dorm room

    (via questbedhead)

  • i-draws-dinosaurs:

    hesitating:

    6thlovelanguage:

    dark green is a nice color. underrated

    ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

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    THIS. This is my favourite colour of all time

    (via sundaymorningandimfalling)

  • reallyreallyreallytrying:

    band names are fucking stupid. “me and my friends have a special name for when we hang out together. you have to call us the rolling stones” no i don’t. fuck off

    (via sundaymorningandimfalling)

  • teenjournalist:

    Man put into lifelong debt after buying three gas station snacks and a beer

    (via rnysterydisease)